the most radical fish in the sea

May 22nd, 2013 at 4:42PM

if you’ll be my star

i’ll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when i turn jet black
and you show off your light
i live to let you shine
i live to let you shine

but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here, with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by

(via canadasenpai)

ArtistGregory and the Hawk

TitleBoats and Birds

AlbumBoats and Birds EP

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:41PM

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:40PM

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:40PM

stalkingradke:

m4tty-muff1ns:

merriermon:

my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass

IM CRYINg

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL DAY

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:39PM

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:38PM

hi-its-natalie:

Look who I saw at school today

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:38PM

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:38PM

starfleetrambo:

You can create a character and you can kill them in the most gruesome of ways.

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:37PM

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:37PM

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:37PM

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

(via bootychu)

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:37PM

White ink tattoos are the fucking best.

necromancier:

matadore:

ameepuni:

sarajanecap:

craper:

Just look at these amazing mother fucking tattoos

WOW those are incredible

Now I want want omfg

Planning to get mine this summer (:

Shiiiiiiiittt

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:35PM

death-by-lulz:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:35PM

nightmarewing:

this part tho

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:34PM

betachiaki:

naming your firstborn child “space jam”

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